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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
........;,.,,,;.,,...;..;:;:.....:::::.;
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
  08/16/13
I hate this
Julias Ceasar's Mistress
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
........;,.,,,;.,,...;..;:;:.....:::::.;
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball
  08/16/13
180
..,.,.,.,.,.,::.,.,.,:...::,..,.:.::...:.:.
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
  08/16/13
...
........;,.,,,;.,,...;..;:;:.....:::::.;
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
.......,,,,,,,,
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
........;,.,,,;.,,...;..;:;:.....:::::.;
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
oliver cromwell
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..
  08/17/13
lol God
1994 Stephen Malkmus
  04/30/14
cr
1994 Stephen Malkmus
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
darth lahey
  04/30/14
this is correct
desperado
  05/17/17
...
information superhighway
  05/27/17
blast from the past
A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Coriolanus
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
.......,,,,,,,,
  08/16/13
explain
In the harbor, pwning many men
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
1994 Stephen Malkmus
  08/16/13
Lol
tech founder telling you to learn from failure
  02/19/16
ha
Oh, you travel?
  02/19/16
...
information superhighway
  05/17/17
...
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  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
brave little poaster
  08/16/13
...
brave little poaster
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
brave little poaster
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
~~(>' ' )>
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
'"''"'"''""
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
1994 Stephen Malkmus
  04/30/14
...
information superhighway
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
no its boor
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
honiara
  05/17/17
no.
ethereum trillionaire
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Oh, you travel?
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
skb
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball
  05/27/17
Rad.
eel
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: ........;,.,,,;.,,...;..;:;:.....:::::.;


Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Julias Ceasar's Mistress

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: ........;,.,,,;.,,...;..;:;:.....:::::.;


it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,.,.,::.,.,.,:...::,..,.:.::...:.:.


180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball (playing with gay dog boners since 2013)

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..


if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: ........;,.,,,;.,,...;..;:;:.....:::::.;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: .......,,,,,,,,

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: ........;,.,,,;.,,...;..;:;:.....:::::.;


u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..


what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: oliver cromwell

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..


cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..


what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..


i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..


i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: 1994 Stephen Malkmus

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: 1994 Stephen Malkmus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: darth lahey

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: desperado

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: information superhighway



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball (playing with gay dog boners since 2013)

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Coriolanus (STEM to Win)

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: .......,,,,,,,,

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: In the harbor, pwning many men (we rarely practice discern (semi-retired))

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: 1994 Stephen Malkmus

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: tech founder telling you to learn from failure

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Oh, you travel?

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: information superhighway



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: .,,,,,,....,.,..,,,,.,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: brave little poaster

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: brave little poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: brave little poaster

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: '"''"'"''""


C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..


what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: 1994 Stephen Malkmus

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: information superhighway



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: no its boor

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: honiara

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: ethereum trillionaire

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball (playing with gay dog boners since 2013)

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Oh, you travel?

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: skb

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: A Faggot is a Kind of British Meatball (playing with gay dog boners since 2013)

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: eel

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)