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One problem with ONLY JERKING OFF TO EX GIRLFRIENDS

My wife who is 6 years younger than me, is leaving her early...
Religion of Peace ©
  01/31/18
best fantasy material is chicks that you have lost touch wit...
active pooter
  05/16/18
ďlooking at recent photos on social media for inspiration is...
baby weinstein
  05/16/18
I only jerk off to massage therapists at this point
Captain Save-a-Ho
  01/31/18
so my wife an I have a great tradition of getting super high...
Religion of Peace ©
  01/31/18
unnnngh
Captain Save-a-Ho
  01/31/18
yeah, it sounds cool, and I have great pain tolerance usuall...
Religion of Peace ©
  01/31/18
...
brave little poaster
  02/27/18
What's a good place to go for this that isn't a super shady ...
brave little poaster
  02/27/18
180 wife and i do this too. vape in the parking lot and the...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  05/15/18
What do we ask for? I need this, the deep tissue ones Iím ge...
Benjamin Netanyahu
  05/16/18
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.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
nutella done here
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  01/31/18
more like "describe the 4 other girls besides nutell...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  01/31/18
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US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  01/31/18
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''''''''"''''
  05/15/18
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lamarcus
  01/31/18
Earl fucked Nutella? How does Earl's wife not read this cha...
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  05/16/18
i would kill to have some jerk worthy experiences to fall ba...
bloodacre
  01/31/18
lol
TM..,..;;.
  01/31/18
let's make one together ;)
the gorgon
  01/31/18
:)
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/27/18
just jerk off to their nubile dotters
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  01/31/18
...
><<(^((*>
  05/16/18
upside: you get to jerk off to toddlers
benzo xx
  01/31/18
...
part and parcel
  01/31/18
I just reference the many clandestinely recorded videos i ha...
Morning In America
  01/31/18
Some of us didn't think ahead. I have one GoneMild-level pi...
Jim_Kelly
  01/31/18
This occurred to me again this morning. Wife is sick so I w...
Religion of Peace ©
  02/22/18
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Religion of Peace ©
  02/27/18
women really are pea-brained idiots, aren't they?
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  02/27/18
This is why you do not friend them on social media. I donít ...
Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster
  02/27/18
Echo chamber of virtue signaling. Controversial opinions are...
:D
  02/27/18
Sounds dangerous. JFC women are sick
Insane right-wing gun nut
  05/15/18
I archive all the pics I have of every girl I date for exact...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  02/27/18
BUMP. For whatever reason looking at 10 year old photos o...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/15/18
are they still single or are they married now? if so, what d...
extremely online guy
  05/15/18
most are married to dorky slightly older white guys.
Religion of Peace ©
  05/15/18
lol are you going to have kids
Don Kihote
  05/15/18
Itís now or never for this old shrew
Insane right-wing gun nut
  05/15/18
You need to start working the millennial younger sisters. T...
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  05/15/18
If your wife found out, would she be more annoyed at you wan...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,::,,.:.,:..:.::,;
  05/15/18
lol flings by a mile
Don Kihote
  05/15/18
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bowlcut autist
  05/15/18
cr
Religion of Peace ©
  05/15/18
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"'""'"''""
  05/16/18
That is why I installed like ten clandestine recording devic...
Morning In America
  05/15/18
yo earl. when you say you only jerk off to ex girlfriends ar...
...,.;.,;;..,.,;;,,.,;.,.,,.,;,,;.,.,,
  05/15/18
yes, though I usually forget most of the one or two night st...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/15/18
got it. sounds pretty cr.
...,.;.,;;..,.,;;,,.,;.,.,,.,;,,;.,.,,
  05/17/18
I jerk off to 10 yr old pics of my wife. Cot damn i didn't k...
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  05/15/18
ITT: the devastating consequences of doMANstication absol...
nyuug
  05/15/18
what an intimate foray into earls mind
Meghan Markle
  05/15/18
more like his now-shriveled up testes, merely vestigial at t...
nyuug
  05/15/18
it's just weird bc I know him IRL and now I feel like I've b...
Meghan Markle
  05/15/18
its not particularly dark. Everyone on social media is old,...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/15/18
(guy with shriveled testes trying to drag the rest of the bo...
nyuug
  05/15/18
this is you in 10 years
Meghan Markle
  05/15/18
*leans into mic* Earl is surrounded by obese landbeasts. ...
nyuug
  05/15/18
you gonna stay in sk forever?
Meghan Markle
  05/15/18
yep. unless i meet a Norwegian 9 who speaks korean and wants...
nyuug
  05/15/18
wait... Aren't you marrying a Russian girl?
Meghan Markle
  05/15/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&fo...
nyuug
  05/15/18
..so it was just flame? wtf?
Meghan Markle
  05/15/18
everything up to and including the visit to the Russian cons...
nyuug
  05/15/18
I'm so confused are you getting married or not
Meghan Markle
  05/15/18
nope. unlike Earl i have managed to remain a free man
nyuug
  05/15/18
yeah I never see fun stuff anymore it's all engagements, ...
Meghan Markle
  05/15/18
Pro tip: their lives are far more fulfilling than yours
....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.
  05/15/18
nyuug really does ruin every thread he posts in. Stop shitt...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/15/18
wtf I don't like this Asian on Asian violence
Meghan Markle
  05/15/18
He's really insufferable, but you can't get too mad at him b...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,...,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,
  05/15/18
He's a complete ingrate, everything else notwithstanding. Yo...
Fat Plodding Law Beaver
  05/15/18
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Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
He's terrible. Just the worst.
Jean Jacques Jingleheimerdood
  05/16/18
2 of the 3 Asians I dated still look practically the same to...
XIV
  05/15/18
wait till they are all approaching 40. most of the azn wo...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/16/18
Motherís day is the worst because itís non stop posts from f...
nutella
  05/16/18
is that a real - once baby #2 is born I will get back in sha...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/16/18
It does get much harder for sure. I never actually really d...
nutella
  05/16/18
i'm still 3 lbs heavier but i kind of don't care are you ...
gunt
  05/16/18
Same weight gain so far but I started showing earlier. I am...
nutella
  05/16/18
What was your pre-pregnancy weight? i've been adjusting m...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/16/18
My prepregnancy weight first time around was 105 and 110 lbs...
nutella
  05/16/18
110 is fine.
Religion of Peace ©
  05/16/18
My arms get fatter with even a few pounds of weight gain. S...
nutella
  05/16/18
Well my wife seeing me work out 5 times a week and losing 10...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/16/18
...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
you do Botox?!
Meghan Markle
  05/17/18
you need to diet as in like rigorously counting calories and...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
just wait to see what happens to her boobs at 37-38
Religion of Peace ©
  05/16/18
disgusting. we've got a decade for that tho. is that anythin...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Dr. Kim can do it all
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
what's the procedure to make SDD's back into PDD's? any befo...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
depends on how much natural breast tissue and how much sag ...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
...
big dick boogie down
  05/16/18
a lift example: https://youtu.be/7NkWGE-k35Y note the sca...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
rofl @ prole goy concerned dad in vid #1 w hitler mustache b...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
uunnghhh @ the before in vid #2. and ljl at dr kim playing w...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
he's squeezing them to test their softness and make sure the...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
you're in the wrong profession, buddy :(
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
i'd be a 180 plastic surgeon so long as i had the hands for ...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
most plastic surgeons are miserable
jag
  05/16/18
why is that
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
well it starts at 30. You'll notice soon if you haven't alr...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/16/18
I have never dieted rigorously or counted calories and doubt...
nutella
  05/16/18
tyft. so you have basically are like a 22 yo white girl not ...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Prepregnancy I was drinking 3 days/week. I think to really ...
nutella
  05/16/18
ty. how does your pregnancy weight gain trajectory compar...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
I was just talking with a jewess friend of mine about how gr...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
pic of said jewess???
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
I'll do a body pic tomorrow. She's a tall, thin brunette wit...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
Sheís skinnier than me to begin with by maybe 10 lbs with so...
nutella
  05/16/18
scholarship! if a woman balloons up everywhere, does that...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Gaining weight easily means also harder to lose. The only w...
nutella
  05/16/18
very sad! assuming 2 kids, does it matter if the girl los...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Everybody tells me itís harder to lose weight after #2. You...
nutella
  05/16/18
tyft. i'm afraid of an overweight wife for life post kids :(
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Lol and those are something navy's PREGNANT tits
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
uunnghhhh
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
...
Jim_Kelly
  05/16/18
She'd be incredibly hot if she got even perky C-cups
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
Mine go to a solid B+ lol. Dr Kim will be getting a visit...
nutella
  05/16/18
180! Can't wait for some implant threading
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
are u stopping at 2 whether you have a boy or girl?
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Itís a girl but I wouldíve stopped at 2 no matter what given...
nutella
  05/16/18
Jim_Kelly tp SHOOK
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
rofl i poasted the exact same thing!!
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Jim pls respond with an update on your wife's uterus.
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
why -- because it's risky that you wont be able to get pregn...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Plenty of women get easily pregnant after 35. However risk ...
nutella
  05/16/18
isn't the autism - paternal age link flame? she's 27 so she'...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
once u r ready just do it. after 25 the earlier the better h...
gunt
  05/16/18
...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
the autism thing def isn't flame
Meghan Markle
  05/17/18
BEEP BEEP BEEP, but is a B+ a small B or a big B? i think th...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Damn this is autistic
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
that there's no standard/accepted convention on this is both...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
Wtf, b+ means bigger than B. Everyone except you know what ...
nutella
  05/16/18
A --> A+ --> B- --> B makes no sense. A+ and B- can...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
what if you take the position that the letters sizes are wha...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
that still bothers me because of the jump from A+ to B-
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
this will be you in a year. hope you dress the same afterwar...
Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion
  05/16/18
lol she is only 5 months pregnant. No need to cut back drin...
Religion of Peace ©
  05/16/18
Lol according to xoxo, both me and my husband are alcoholics...
nutella
  05/16/18
ljl not sure how that goes along w the overprotective tiger ...
US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked
  05/16/18
This is why I have a collection of dirty videos/photos store...
lawdads8
  05/16/18
All my stuff is on google drive. Im shocked everyone hasnt s...
.........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
MFCR
1080
  05/16/18
grow the fuck up. how do you even still have testosterone an...
hayes carll
  05/16/18
what?
Religion of Peace ©
  05/16/18
I keep nudes and videos of me fucking girls. Only have a few...
1080
  05/16/18
watching you slowly become the 21st century version of a joh...
gaggle of IvyLeaguers from a Aaron Sorkin script
  05/17/18


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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

My wife who is 6 years younger than me, is leaving her early 30's.

Most of the women I've dated are pushing 40 now like me. While I can sort of remember what it was like hitting that when I was 22, looking at recent photos on social media for inspiration is a nightmarish dive into non stop toddler pictures, posts about desperate IVF treatments, occasional travel posts - mostly involving food instead of the rare bathing suit (one piece) pics, and of course a scattering of sycophant posts from the other aging shrews congratulating each other on reaching the next level of mommy MLM product scam.

Maybe 5 of the women I've slept with over the past 20 years are passable for fantasizing today. VERY sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289350)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: active pooter

best fantasy material is chicks that you have lost touch with and who you never actually fucked, but that you wanted to fuck and missed out on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062897)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: baby weinstein

ďlooking at recent photos on social media for inspiration is a nightmarish dive into non stop toddler picturesĒ

Whatís the problem?

(DBG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063150)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Captain Save-a-Ho

I only jerk off to massage therapists at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289357)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

so my wife an I have a great tradition of getting super high at 5 pm and then getting massages every other week. Except they are thai deep tissue massages and despite being high I want to scream with some pugdy old woman sticking her heel into my spine or Achilles tendon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289369)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Captain Save-a-Ho

unnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289371)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

yeah, it sounds cool, and I have great pain tolerance usually - but shit man, they keep going till you want to cry however tough you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289398)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: brave little poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500060)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: brave little poaster

What's a good place to go for this that isn't a super shady shop

I've done this a couple of times with Groupon but they seemed kind of off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500059)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

180 wife and i do this too. vape in the parking lot and then get pummeled by 300 lb thai women, eat thai food after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057456)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Benjamin Netanyahu

What do we ask for? I need this, the deep tissue ones Iím getting are pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065124)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063265)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

nutella done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289372)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

more like

"describe the 4 other girls besides nutella" (nutella sockpuppet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289391)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289466)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: ''''''''"''''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057976)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: lamarcus (LaMarcus)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289416)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Earl fucked Nutella? How does Earl's wife not read this chatbort?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063273)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: bloodacre (bloodacre)

i would kill to have some jerk worthy experiences to fall back on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289396)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289474)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: the gorgon

let's make one together ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289537)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (i think i fucking love you.... won't you stay and watch cartoons)

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500052)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

just jerk off to their nubile dotters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289482)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: ><<(^((*> (0x9219DDFD2869edABd47A8e905e87d76e42C712da)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063242)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: benzo xx (frnchp@gmail.com)

upside: you get to jerk off to toddlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289486)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: part and parcel (Elite 8 poaster)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289487)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Morning In America

I just reference the many clandestinely recorded videos i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289489)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Some of us didn't think ahead. I have one GoneMild-level pic of an ex on an old phone that I have in a box somewhere -- that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289515)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

This occurred to me again this morning. Wife is sick so I was going through Facebook for inspiration. Really fucking slim pickings with all of the shrews doing nothing but complaining about fucking assault weapons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35461068)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35498275)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

women really are pea-brained idiots, aren't they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500058)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster (Tax survivor)

This is why you do not friend them on social media. I donít care what they look like now and do not want my memories ruined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500066)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: :D (5000 mcg B12/wk, 150 mcg iodine/day, 250 mg algal DHA-EPA/day)

Echo chamber of virtue signaling. Controversial opinions are non-existent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500068)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

Sounds dangerous. JFC women are sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057873)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (i think i fucking love you.... won't you stay and watch cartoons)

I archive all the pics I have of every girl I date for exactly this reason. I went through my old okcupid messages the other day for the lulz, and of those chicks who maintained their profiles and updated their pics, they really look like shit 5 yrs later.

I'm afraid to ask which way the selection bias goes -- those that went downhill tending to stay single, or the ones I don't see finding relationships and letting themselves go even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500083)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

BUMP.

For whatever reason looking at 10 year old photos of the same women doesn't do it for me. Maybe its because I know what they look like now. Maybe its because that reminds me what I look like now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057418)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: extremely online guy

are they still single or are they married now? if so, what do their husbands look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057461)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

most are married to dorky slightly older white guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057652)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Don Kihote

lol

are you going to have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057496)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

Itís now or never for this old shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057887)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


You need to start working the millennial younger sisters. The bonus is that they're mostly still single and not far enough in their careers (plus they're millennials) so they make way too much stuff public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057511)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,::,,.:.,:..:.::,;


If your wife found out, would she be more annoyed at you wanking it to random porn chicks or ex gfs & flings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057514)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Don Kihote

lol flings by a mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057516)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057532)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057642)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063997)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Morning In America

That is why I installed like ten clandestine recording devices in my home and cars.

Gigs of twenty somethings begging for my cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057520)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: ...,.;.,;;..,.,;;,,.,;.,.,,.,;,,;.,.,,


yo earl. when you say you only jerk off to ex girlfriends are you including ex hook-ups, FWB, and ONS's in that set?

or do you literally *only* jerk off to ex-girlfriends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057522)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

yes, though I usually forget most of the one or two night stands.

I've only had like 4-5 actual girlfriends, including my wife. I seldom jerk off the the super long term gf's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057648)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: ...,.;.,;;..,.,;;,,.,;.,.,,.,;,,;.,.,,


got it. sounds pretty cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36072489)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


I jerk off to 10 yr old pics of my wife. Cot damn i didn't know how good I had it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057658)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

ITT: the devastating consequences of doMANstication

absolutely horrifying thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057810)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

what an intimate foray into earls mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057915)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

more like his now-shriveled up testes, merely vestigial at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057936)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

it's just weird bc I know him IRL and now I feel like I've been let in on his deepest darkest secrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057966)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

its not particularly dark. Everyone on social media is old, lame and fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057971)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

(guy with shriveled testes trying to drag the rest of the boart down with him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057974)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

this is you in 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057979)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

*leans into mic*

Earl is surrounded by obese landbeasts. I am not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057985)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

you gonna stay in sk forever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057988)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

yep. unless i meet a Norwegian 9 who speaks korean and wants to raise our kids in Norway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057992)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

wait... Aren't you marrying a Russian girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058001)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2#35849710



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058005)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

..so it was just flame? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058023)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

everything up to and including the visit to the Russian consulate was true. the rest was for teh lulz. and boy were epic lulz had by me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058028)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

I'm so confused

are you getting married or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058032)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug (Sucka FREE)

nope. unlike Earl i have managed to remain a free man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058057)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

yeah I never see fun stuff anymore

it's all engagements, weddings, babies and family shit

people never go out or travel anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057984)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Pro tip: their lives are far more fulfilling than yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058200)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

nyuug really does ruin every thread he posts in. Stop shitting up threads dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058193)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

wtf

I don't like this Asian on Asian violence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058201)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,...,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,


He's really insufferable, but you can't get too mad at him because at the end of the day he is mentally ill. He needs serious psychiatric help, but he's left the country so nobody on XO can help him anymore. Tragic really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058209)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Fat Plodding Law Beaver (dracula who must show his cock)

He's a complete ingrate, everything else notwithstanding. You have been nothing but good and patient to this weirdo and his only repayment is to insist that you're a culture suck because you don't indulge his mental illness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36059331)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062883)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Jean Jacques Jingleheimerdood

He's terrible. Just the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064060)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: XIV

2 of the 3 Asians I dated still look practically the same today. All the white chicks are repulsive now. All women sampled here are approaching 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36059303)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

wait till they are all approaching 40.

most of the azn women have held up better, but I still don't want to see photos of your kids or spam about your MLM scams now that you don't have a real job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062699)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: nutella

Motherís day is the worst because itís non stop posts from fat women about how wonderful it is to be a mom.

At least I have enough self awareness not to post any pics of myself until I get back in shape again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062870)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

is that a real - once baby #2 is born I will get back in shape!

or a - well i intend to get back in shape sometime between 40 and 50. We'll see.

shit gets harder for women - that's for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062882)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: nutella

It does get much harder for sure. I never actually really dieted in my life and Iíve found I actually need to diet now if I want to be under 110 lbs. I donít think Iíll ever be 103-105 again, but there should be no reason I cant be like108 lbs if I tried. It sucks getting old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062973)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: gunt

i'm still 3 lbs heavier but i kind of don't care

are you gaining more weight with the 2nd than the 1st?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062994)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: nutella

Same weight gain so far but I started showing earlier. I am 5.5 months but look how I looked 7 months pregnant last time. I was tiny last time though. Iím currently 120 lbs. I hope I dont surpass 135 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064168)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

What was your pre-pregnancy weight?

i've been adjusting my diet for the first time in my life and it seems to have worked.

Do you and your husband do active exercise things together besides skiing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063000)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: nutella

My prepregnancy weight first time around was 105 and 110 lbs second time around (too much drinking and eating from thanksgiving onward).

We never do active things together esp now that we stopped taking the dog on hikes, but both separately do our own things 4-5 times/week.

Being active doesnít do anything though, itís really just eating and drinking less. My husband lost 10 lbs quickly from eating better and drinking less. He has more discipline than I do though. I have too much snacks and food at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063937)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

110 is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063951)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: nutella

My arms get fatter with even a few pounds of weight gain. Sadly I look at pics of myself from when I was 102-103 lbs and know that I wonít look like that again. Thankfully I donít have many wrinkles and do Botox too so at least my skin looks ok despite the youthful glow being gone. Being married and seeing your spouse also age doesnít help motivate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063985)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

Well my wife seeing me work out 5 times a week and losing 10 pounds in a month doesn't motivate her, so it's probably just being married, old and lazy.

Good thing I have vanity and latent homosexuality at the gym to motivate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064184)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064196)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

you do Botox?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36072511)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

you need to diet as in like rigorously counting calories and watching every blowout meal... or just being a bit more careful and not giving a fuck?

i'm scared pddj will ljl white women :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063042)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

just wait to see what happens to her boobs at 37-38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063050)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

disgusting. we've got a decade for that tho. is that anything dr kim cant fix?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063056)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

Dr. Kim can do it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063062)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

what's the procedure to make SDD's back into PDD's? any before-after-before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063085)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

depends on how much natural breast tissue and how much sag

sometimes just an augmentation can take care of it

other times you can do an internal bra or an anchor lift, but an anchor lift has major scarring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063119)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: big dick boogie down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063146)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

a lift example: https://youtu.be/7NkWGE-k35Y

note the scarring on the second example near the end

if the sag isn't that bad and the tits aren't too big, usually a dual-plane augmentation will work: https://youtu.be/eHUn5OUJ-wM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063137)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

rofl @ prole goy concerned dad in vid #1 w hitler mustache bringing 30yo daughter to dr kim's office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063163)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

uunnghhh @ the before in vid #2. and ljl at dr kim playing w them in the after here: https://youtu.be/eHUn5OUJ-wM?t=211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063174)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

he's squeezing them to test their softness and make sure there isn't any capsular contracture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063183)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

you're in the wrong profession, buddy :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063194)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

i'd be a 180 plastic surgeon so long as i had the hands for it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063203)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: jag

most plastic surgeons are miserable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063336)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

why is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063390)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

well it starts at 30. You'll notice soon if you haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063066)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: nutella

I have never dieted rigorously or counted calories and doubt I need to. I ate like shit for a few months and went from 107 to 110. When I was under 35, I wouldíve not gained any weight at all :(. I think I need to eat like a normal healthy person instead of typical azn food whore to be under 110 lbs whereas I used to be able to eat whatever the fuck I wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063973)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

tyft. so you have basically are like a 22 yo white girl not a 16 yo white girl?

you cut back drinking at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063992)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: nutella

Prepregnancy I was drinking 3 days/week. I think to really lose weight, prob 1-2 days at most of drinking no more a few glasses is the only way to go. I have an easier time cutting back on drinking than eating though. I eat all day long at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064185)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

ty.

how does your pregnancy weight gain trajectory compare to ironside's favorite milf fashion blogger ( https://www.instagram.com/p/BiPU3MNnIq-/?taken-by=somethingnavy )?

no way pddj is going to look like that pregnant :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064225)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

I was just talking with a jewess friend of mine about how great she looks for a pregnant chick. She agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064361)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

pic of said jewess???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064367)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

I'll do a body pic tomorrow. She's a tall, thin brunette with small b cups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064394)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: nutella

Sheís skinnier than me to begin with by maybe 10 lbs with so sheís going to end up skinnier overall (I assume sheíd be around 100 lbs if she is my height). I donít gain weight in other places while pregnant so similar trajectory except she is still 10 lbs lighter. She looks like a normal skinny pregnant woman here:

https://instagram.com/p/BhfLGptnAg6/

What is truly a freak of nature is Sarah stage:

https://instagram.com/p/BaSWERnHXl-/

Her abs are literally so strong that she barely shows. Itís amazing. I love all the catty comments from fat jealous women who say she is being unhealthy lol.

Itís all genetics. Some women just balloon up in the hips and ass and chest while pregnant and gain a lot of fat everywhere. Guess what camp your wife is in...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064464)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

scholarship!

if a woman balloons up everywhere, does that make it harder to lose? are there chicks with good genetics who balloon up like crazy and then easily lose it still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064821)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: nutella

Gaining weight easily means also harder to lose. The only women you see who gain a shit ton of weight all over and go back to super skinny are Hollywood celebrities. If you only gain in your stomach, you prob end up with some extra skin and fat on your stomach but otherwise itís not hard to lose weight. Most who gain all over donít have the discipline and money of celebrities to downsize. I see Facebook posts where women post pics of themselves from 8-10 years ago and itís like a different person. Now theyíre just doughy and haggard. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065154)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

very sad!

assuming 2 kids, does it matter if the girl loses weight between #1 and #2? is it harder to lose weight after #2 if you didnt lose it after #1? in other words, why bother losing weight after #1 if u are gonna gain it back for #2?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065248)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: nutella

Everybody tells me itís harder to lose weight after #2. Youíre older and your bodyís getting stretched out again.

I wouldnít recommend not bothering losing weight btwn #1 and 2. If she gains 30-35 lbs during pregnancy (which is average), better to do it from a lower base weight than a higher one. It just means the girl stays fatter for longer and ends up with more to lose.

Also, do you really want to deal with an overweight wife for a year or 2 btwn pregnancies. Thatís gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065415)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

tyft. i'm afraid of an overweight wife for life post kids :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065435)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

Lol and those are something navy's PREGNANT tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065106)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

uunnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065115)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065122)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

She'd be incredibly hot if she got even perky C-cups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065140)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: nutella

Mine go to a solid B+ lol.

Dr Kim will be getting a visit in about a year for various nip tucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065138)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

180! Can't wait for some implant threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065143)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065176)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

are u stopping at 2 whether you have a boy or girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065175)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: nutella

Itís a girl but I wouldíve stopped at 2 no matter what given that I am 37. People should really be done by 35.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065208)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

Jim_Kelly tp SHOOK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065225)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

rofl i poasted the exact same thing!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065236)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

Jim pls respond with an update on your wife's uterus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065292)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065302)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

why -- because it's risky that you wont be able to get pregnant at 37?

what about for the guy? does it matter?

Jim_kelly and i better stay away from your dotter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065231)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: nutella

Plenty of women get easily pregnant after 35. However risk of miscarriages and issues, both with the pregnancy itself and the fetus go way up. You can test for downs easily but not other issues. Men are not immune to this as autism is linked to paternal age.

Also and perhaps most importantly, you actually have to raise the child and people just donít have quite the same energy in late 30s/early 40s. Young children require a lot of attention. Ideally people should really be done by 30 from a physical standpoint but I understand this isnít realistic in current society amongst professional set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065460)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

isn't the autism - paternal age link flame? she's 27 so she's got plenty of time, but i'm afraid that i'm gonna be upper 30s by the time we have kids in a few yrs. i guess my kids are gonna be autistic anyway whether i have them at 25 or 45??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065498)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: gunt

once u r ready just do it. after 25 the earlier the better healthwise.

no one can tell you ur expiration date which is very individual for everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065571)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065582)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Meghan Markle (Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me)

the autism thing def isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36072546)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

BEEP BEEP BEEP, but is a B+ a small B or a big B? i think the plus should indicate small B, i.e., A--> A- --> B+ --> B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065183)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

Damn this is autistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065191)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

that there's no standard/accepted convention on this is bothersome, just like higher/lower in sports (seeding, golf scores, etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065199)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: nutella

Wtf, b+ means bigger than B. Everyone except you know what the pluses and minuses mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065223)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

A --> A+ --> B- --> B makes no sense. A+ and B- cant be right near each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065240)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

what if you take the position that the letters sizes are what the are and the +/- simply make that particular letter bigger or smaller?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065286)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

that still bothers me because of the jump from A+ to B-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065304)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, TEN TIME Roland Garros Champion

this will be you in a year. hope you dress the same afterward!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065451)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

lol she is only 5 months pregnant. No need to cut back drinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064191)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: nutella

Lol according to xoxo, both me and my husband are alcoholics and I drink while pregnant and breastfeeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064508)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: US Embassy In Jerusalem, Under Budg, Ahead of Sked (*)

ljl not sure how that goes along w the overprotective tiger mom schtick xo also portrays u as.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064838)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: lawdads8 (peterman)

This is why I have a collection of dirty videos/photos stored on a hard drive. They're going to age like fine wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063152)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.


All my stuff is on google drive. Im shocked everyone hasnt saved this stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063953)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: 1080

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065301)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: hayes carll

grow the fuck up. how do you even still have testosterone anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063998)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Religion of Peace © (earl)

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064195)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: 1080

I keep nudes and videos of me fucking girls. Only have a few of the latter but will be 180 in 30 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065299)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: gaggle of IvyLeaguers from a Aaron Sorkin script

watching you slowly become the 21st century version of a john updike or john o'hara character is hilarious

thus is the fate of all modestly successful reactionary suburban gentry, i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36067053)