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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
Real Estate
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
ACR tp
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
Twitter Facebook Soldier Spy
  02/13/18
https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-8...
,.,.,.,.,,,,,.,,,;.,.,..,:.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
Unreasonably Sober
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
ACR tp
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
staceyredneck@gmail.com
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
ACR tp
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
staceyredneck@gmail.com
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
ACR tp
  02/13/18
(virgin)
The point is, faggot,
  02/13/18
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Dick Trickle, RIP
  02/13/18
...
staceyredneck@gmail.com
  02/13/18
...
an idiot paying ur grandma $2.4mm for her minerals
  02/13/18
lol
petethereum
  02/13/18
ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
redwood dood
  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
Judas Jones
  02/13/18
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petethereum
  02/13/18
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The point is, faggot,
  02/13/18
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staceyredneck@gmail.com
  02/13/18
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Clean cut bros watching anime, 2 vr headsets
  02/13/18
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cannon
  02/13/18
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redwood dood
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
Ed Hendrick
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
Judas Jones
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
Ed Hendrick
  02/13/18
...
staceyredneck@gmail.com
  02/13/18
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
an idiot paying ur grandma $2.4mm for her minerals
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
Muscadine wine (R., S.C.)
  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
Corey <3
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
obama phone
  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
Real Estate
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
staceyredneck@gmail.com
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
Judas Jones
  02/13/18
...
Dana Loesch's Husband
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
Real Estate
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
petethereum
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
Real Estate
  02/13/18
180
petethereum
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
petethereum
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
The point is, faggot,
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
the gorgon
  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
Sean White The Gingeria of Jewry
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
hung stud
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
Clean cut bros watching anime, 2 vr headsets
  02/13/18
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
Wilbur Mercer, top golfer
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
Real Estate
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
Judas Jones
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
Wilbur Mercer, top golfer
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
Judas Jones
  02/13/18
...
The point is, faggot,
  02/13/18
...
Wilbur Mercer, top golfer
  02/13/18
lol
Memph Bleek
  02/13/18
...
Clean cut bros watching anime, 2 vr headsets
  02/13/18
...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
Muscadine wine (R., S.C.)
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
Statue Of Liberty Law Of The Land
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
The point is, faggot,
  02/13/18
All of the above.
Jim_Kelly
  02/13/18
lick her vagina
..........,.,,.,.,..,...,.,.,....
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
Memph Bleek
  02/13/18
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
TRUMPdog@TEN_GOP
  02/16/18


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Real Estate

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: ACR tp (She was smiling at how money I am, baby.)

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Twitter Facebook Soldier Spy (Pederastrian)

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,,,,.,,,;.,.,..,:.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.


https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Unreasonably Sober

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: ACR tp (She was smiling at how money I am, baby.)

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: staceyredneck@gmail.com (*)

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: ACR tp (She was smiling at how money I am, baby.)

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: staceyredneck@gmail.com (*)

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: ACR tp (She was smiling at how money I am, baby.)

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: The point is, faggot,

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Dick Trickle, RIP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: staceyredneck@gmail.com (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: an idiot paying ur grandma $2.4mm for her minerals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: petethereum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: redwood dood (luis)

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Judas Jones

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: petethereum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: The point is, faggot,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: staceyredneck@gmail.com (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Clean cut bros watching anime, 2 vr headsets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: redwood dood (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Ed Hendrick (+)

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Judas Jones

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Ed Hendrick (+)

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: staceyredneck@gmail.com (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394349)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: an idiot paying ur grandma $2.4mm for her minerals

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Muscadine wine (R., S.C.)

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Corey <3

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: obama phone

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Real Estate

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: staceyredneck@gmail.com (*)

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Judas Jones

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Dana Loesch's Husband (Straight to the Moon!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Real Estate

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: petethereum

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Real Estate

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: petethereum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: petethereum

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: The point is, faggot,

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: the gorgon

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Sean White The Gingeria of Jewry

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: hung stud

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Clean cut bros watching anime, 2 vr headsets

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393678)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, top golfer (Short Pride World Wide)

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Real Estate

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Judas Jones

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, top golfer (Short Pride World Wide)

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Judas Jones

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: The point is, faggot,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, top golfer (Short Pride World Wide)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Memph Bleek

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Clean cut bros watching anime, 2 vr headsets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416826)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Muscadine wine (R., S.C.)

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Statue Of Liberty Law Of The Land

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: The point is, faggot,

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394011)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: ..........,.,,.,.,..,...,.,.,....


lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Memph Bleek

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394240)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: TRUMPdog@TEN_GOP (Dr. Thunder 0xE4D4d5d2357f9070e710FaCB96745Df340b63a77)

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416904)